You wouldn't think so to look at me, what with all the clothes and the hair on top of my head and all that? But it's true, I am a fish. I'm not sure what type but I think I may be a gefilte fish. What are you? My mother grew up in a pinball parlour, but then she dyed her hair purple, learned to fly a plane, and the rest, as they say, is history. My father I never knew, except for this one time, when he threw a ball and told me to go fetch it. "Dad," I said. "Am I a dog?" "Ro," he said. "I apologize." We haven't spoken a word to eachother since. He's the cleverest man in the world, but you can't tell at all.